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Socialist Screwball -




A PHOTO OF THE TEAM THAT KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN - (according to Obama)


TAGS: obama classless spike the ball political loser
Rating: 4.68/5

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arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:24 am
As it turns out, Biden was trying to convince obama not to go thru with the mission. Said it was potentially political suicide if the mission failed.
JGalt - October 15, 2012, 11:04 pm
Obama was playing golf- had nothing to do with the plan! The truth shall set us free! http://godfatherpolitics.com/7475/obama-was-golfing-while-osama-plan-unfolded-without-him/


Calibration Issue??? -




DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I KILLED BIN LADEN - The Navy Seals couldn't have done it without me!




Obama Plans New Meeting With Putin -




SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE - Should be elected by secret ballot, and not subject to review or revenge by the person (RINO) with the big mallet!




CHEERLEADER-IN-CHIEF - Watching football on TV, he chokes on a pretzel, faints and busts his face. This was the charismatic 'leader' who pissed off the world with his 'War On Terror.' Only in America.




ADDING INSULT TO INJURY - Fool me once (2008), shame on you. Fool me twice (2012), shame on me.




DON'T THROW OUT THOSE VOTES - Who will speak for the dead?




2009 NRA AWARD - Change is a comin- one way or the other! By the ballot or the bullet!




HIGHBALL - slurred words, lots of verbal gaffes. Yesss, he's probably still got an Obama thrill up his leg.




CANNONBALL RUN- BARACK OBAMA STYLE -




BALLS - Remember the days when we had a president who not only had them, but knew how to use them?




"IVE ALWAYS LOVED FISHING WITH MISSILES " -




SETTLING DIFFERENCES -


TAGS: democrats republicans football
Rating: 4.71/5

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fauxnews - February 2, 2014, 10:52 pm
Um....how bout dem Broncos? heh heh


OPENING DAY - Even if we root for different teams we all are fortunate to have a team to root for. Love your team but love the game more.




BALLOON BOY, 2010 -




DEP'T OF INTERIOR SECRETARY KEN SALAZAR - Enemy of American Jobs.




"ARE YOU READY..." - "...for some liberals?!?!"




OBAMA'S MAGIC 8 BALL - Is not looking good




POLITIFAKE POLL - Maybe POTUS should stick to the basketball court.




OVAL OFFICE - highest priority




FINALLY - A President With Balls




PRESIDENTIAL BRACKET - Reminds me of when as a kid I knew too much about a show or Board Game. They old man would complain, you got time to remember this But can't remmeber to take out the garbage or sweep the garage!!




MEET THE SUPPRESSED - Hard-Hitting questions that is, when its time to interview his liberal guests.




PRIORITIES - Wars in Iraq and Afghanistan; Jobless rate at 9.9%; Gulf oil spill; 13T National debt; Iranian nuke program; N. Korea attacking S. Korean ship;... Glad to see you put the important things first Mr. President.




GOT GAME? -




THE LATEST SCANDAL - A number of states have not met the mailing deadline for absentee ballots for military and overseas... ballots that traditionally tend to be fewer liberal votes. Suspicious, dontcha think?




RUSH IS A STAR - STAR - HUGE FLAMING BALL OF GAS




ONE LAZY SUNDAY -


TAGS: balloon boat
Rating: 2/5

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jaxx - October 4, 2012, 8:13 pm
Thanks to you I just wasted my time reading this STUPID joke. That is how stupid DumbOcrats are, and they have NO sence of humor.


A MoonBAT Flies Into The Stands -




Traitor-In-Chief Obama -


TAGS: traitor in chief obama iran nuclear deal ayatollahs nuke attacks on america treason intercontinental ballistic missiles icbms
Rating: 5/5

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freasy - July 17, 2015, 10:16 am
Inspections, why yes the IAEC can inspect given 25 days notice... What total BS
Bandit5906 - July 16, 2015, 10:38 pm
Disarming Iran? We give them 100 Billion dollars, allow them unfettered access to weapons of war, renewed nuclear program and America should be happy?
mittromney - July 16, 2015, 8:33 pm
/bombing Iraq did nothing to stabilize the Middle East, bankrupted America and empowered ISIS. Obama's diplomacy is far from perfect but that was a neat trick in disarming Iran. Republitards everywhere should be jealous/


Clinton Foundation received up to $100,000 from corrupt FIFA -




football -




before the forum -


TAGS: softball questions
Rating: 5/5

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ElevenBlavo - September 8, 2016, 6:27 pm
"This is how much of you they will find after you have been found to commit suicide. So tell me again how you are going to blame Trump for what I did."


John Boehner -




Obama's Balls -




If you racist Republicans want to make 'Murica great again -


TAGS: trump ballot box racist republicans
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - May 13, 2016, 11:10 am
Not this election. Trump's nom has handed the election to her
ipaprime - May 13, 2016, 1:06 am
Looks like future home of the democraps to me.


you've Got To Stand Up To Him -




Liberal Balloon Festival -




Priorities -




new study -




Untestable Hypotheses -




"If climate change is real then how do you explain frozen pizzas?" -




Climate Change is a hoax -


TAGS: senator inhofe climate snowball god
Rating: 2.78/5

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Swampfox - March 4, 2015, 8:49 pm
I guess you missed the part where even after the "adjustments" it was only a 38% chance it was the warmest year in history.


late spring snow storm -




The Most Interesting Denier in the world... -




"The Senator is right. If Global Warming was real, he shouldn't have been able to find snow in February." -




C l i m a t a r d -




Republican Stupidity -


TAGS: ihhofe jon stewart snowball simpsons
Rating: 2.13/5

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ipaprime - March 8, 2015, 6:27 am
A little something to think on. Geologist have found evidence that the Colorado river valley goes thru a wet and dry cycle. And our settling and attempt at controlling the water in that area happened during the wet part.
Curlyrocks - March 6, 2015, 1:41 pm
I agree that's stupid, almost as stupid as when alarmists point to California being dry and h** in summer as proof that man made global warming not only exists but will also kill us all.


Junk Science -




How can Man-made Climate Change be real, deniers? -




SNOWBALL EARTH -




How can Man-made Climate Change be real? -




CLIMATOLOGY OR CHRISTIAN BASHING? -




the reason we still have climate change -




Stop confusing weather with climate -


TAGS: snowball inhofe climate change denial
Rating: 1.5/5

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calron - March 7, 2015, 9:11 pm
I suggest you look up the definition of "greenhouse gas" before you contradict the definition. On the same lines warming can cause methane release, which is a stronger GHG was CO2, which would cause more warming. Thus you are Affirming a Disjunct.
DebtToAmerica - March 6, 2015, 3:26 pm
the prospect of a carbon tax leading to conservatives winning the next election would terrify leftists, and they'll start feverishly campaigning against government intervention and telling every other leftist they know, that carbon taxes are a bad idea.
DebtToAmerica - March 6, 2015, 3:24 pm
just tell the MMCC believers about tony abbot, and how he got elected soely because the previous "leftist" government in australia tried implementing a carbon tax, and the only thing they achieved was a landslide victory for the conservatives.
DebtToAmerica - March 6, 2015, 3:23 pm
so why not beat them at their own game, by changing the subject to how they think they can solve MMCC, and then pointing out the flaws in their solutions? you'll never convince them its not real, but you can easily convince them their solutions suck.
OTC - March 6, 2015, 3:18 pm
No faux, liberals in 'general' believe in MMCC, so my posters label the majority, doesn't mean I'm labeling everyone and anyone a liberal
fauxnews - March 6, 2015, 3:00 pm
So is that a laughter of insanity? Because the only thing 'hilarious' is how badly you misunderstand science. Scientists would have a good laugh at many of your views - especially if the best you got is "water vapor".So,sure..here's a whole box ;-) Cheers
fauxnews - March 6, 2015, 2:57 pm
NASA doesn't think water vapor is an issue as far as human-induced climate change is concerned. Again, they understand it is the result, not the cause, of climate change. The importance has more to do with bolstering their case, not challenging it.
OTC - March 6, 2015, 2:28 pm
And by the way, I said "GOT a tissue?" because I laughed so hard at your comments I actually teared up, so I was in need of a tissue, but hey, you have a right to misinterprete and what you don't understand so no worries.
OTC - March 6, 2015, 2:23 pm
Where did I say "NEED" a tissue? See how you misunderstand and misinterprete things? As far as water vapor, even NASA says it's an important greenhouse gas, but lets not look at the whole picture, lets just focus on 1 aspect to CC
fauxnews - March 6, 2015, 12:30 pm
...but I'm always open to learning more about others and my own position on this issue. To tell you the truth, I hope the scientists are wrong given the stakes. Who wants mass extinction? But if I hear tornado sirens, I still listen. Food for thought...
fauxnews - March 6, 2015, 12:25 pm
...is like calling your opponent a crybaby. You open the door, then, for that kind of divisive emotional debate. And yet, it didn't bother me when you made that tissue remark. I laughed, to tell you the truth. Which is why I didn't respond...
fauxnews - March 6, 2015, 12:23 pm
I agree with that, mate. That's why I agree that there is nothing wrong with us agreeing to disagree. But you bring up water vapor, for instance, and I thoughtful disagree without emotion - responding with an insult like "need a tissue"....
OTC - March 6, 2015, 12:17 pm
The topic to CC, which is undeniable. CC is evident by glacial and interglacial periods.
OTC - March 6, 2015, 12:14 pm
We don't all believe the same thing and that gives us different opinions and that makes life interesting. In trying to debate MMCC, you can see how it turns ugly with certain people because I dare have a different opinion about it and they often change
fauxnews - March 6, 2015, 10:21 am
...Just because u dont understand science,or do not want to acknowledge scientific reasoning for political reasons,does NOT mean the same thing as science being wrong.All you're doing is downgrading your skepticism into contrarianism.Hava good day,mate:-)
fauxnews - March 6, 2015, 10:12 am
...And yet when deniers offer arguments like "water vapor" they are either (A) completely don't understand science or (B) they do understand science are just being deceptive (even worse.)..Such an argument violates the most basic scientific reasoning...
fauxnews - March 6, 2015, 10:09 am
Don't think liberals are too worried about your stance on GW, mate. You offer arguments like "water vapor" when even most junk scientists wouldn't be caught dead doing that now since it's about as debunked as that frozen bigfoot suit they found...
fauxnews - March 6, 2015, 10:06 am
...who happen to disagree w/u about this subject and others. Yet in the same breath you label people you disagree with A LIBERAL, so you can't debate folks like you because they yell "Liberal!" Funny. Pot, let me introduce you to your new roommate,kettle.
fauxnews - March 6, 2015, 10:01 am
Funny how you contradict yourself in your own sentence. You complain that you "can't debate a LIBERAL about MMCC b/c they will label you a DENIER" which you compare to a derogatory label like "racist" while you yourself call everyone and anyone LIBERAL...
fauxnews - March 6, 2015, 9:58 am
haha... Welcome back to our site, mate ;-)
GaryO - March 6, 2015, 9:17 am
Please carry on (at least while the Motifake site is down)
GaryO - March 6, 2015, 9:15 am
‘Deniers’; the very fabric of every debate (just thought I’d make a witty remark on this new use of the word ‘denier’). OK, back to who’s ruling the world, why it spins, and is it spinning to the left or right....which is an illusion?
GaryO - March 6, 2015, 9:14 am
I’ll fit in nicely here.
GaryO - March 6, 2015, 9:14 am
It’s the greatest monolithic bastion of one-dimensional self-imposed orators of dogmatic pompous twaddle in the history of fakery.
GaryO - March 6, 2015, 9:13 am
I was wrong.
GaryO - March 6, 2015, 9:13 am
Well, I kinda figgered this site would just be a dumping ground for those who wish to pontificate.
DebtToAmerica - March 6, 2015, 8:12 am
just because we disagree over whether or not MMCC exists, does not mean we cannot work together to stop the leftist agenda from tricking people into supporting unwarranted government intervention in people's lives.
DebtToAmerica - March 6, 2015, 8:11 am
i hope that you'll consider what i say, in despite of my admission that i believe in MMCC. i could pretend to not believe in it, but you seem like the kind of person who thinks for themselves and responds to honesty, rather than blindly following others.
DebtToAmerica - March 6, 2015, 8:09 am
but only if you dont let them know you dont believe in MMCC. if they think you're another concerned leftist they'll listen to what you say, because they follow other leftists like sheep, you just have to make your argument sound like it makes sense.
DebtToAmerica - March 6, 2015, 8:08 am
well, the solution to me is obvious, dont let them know that you're a denier. they'll never be convinced that MMCC isnt real, but its very possible to convince them that carbon taxes and government intervention wont work.
DebtToAmerica - March 6, 2015, 8:07 am
d***.. i commented in the wrong place, disregard this comment.
OTC - March 6, 2015, 7:58 am
Why do liberals fear global warming? They obviously can't take the heat
OTC - March 6, 2015, 7:57 am
The problem is the same with debating politics with liberals, if you don't believe what they believe they yell "Racist!" So you can't debate a liberal about MMCC because they yell "Denier!"
DebtToAmerica - March 6, 2015, 7:34 am
you a**ume "surely DTA is lieing, he's a MMCC believer!" while everyone else says "surely these MMCC deniers are lieing when they say carbon taxes wont work, they dont even believe in MMCC!"
DebtToAmerica - March 6, 2015, 7:33 am
or do you ignore what i say about MMCC denial helping the leftists, because i believe in MMCC? you doubt what i say about leftists because i believe in MMCC, and believers in MMCC doubt what you say about bad leftist solutions to MMCC for the same reasons
DebtToAmerica - March 6, 2015, 7:31 am
and that feedback loop massively magnifies CO2's effect on the climate and weather patterns... i didnt mean for this to turn into a rant, i just find weather and climate science fascinating.
DebtToAmerica - March 6, 2015, 7:26 am
the global effect from CO2 on climate is tiny, but the tiny increase in heat retained by the atmosphere causes a tiny change in humidity, which increases heat retention, causing more evaporation, creating a feedback loop.
DebtToAmerica - March 6, 2015, 7:23 am
the main reason why tiny changes in CO2 concentration can affect global climate, and even make some places colder, is because it influences evaporation, which affects the amount of water vapor in the air.
DebtToAmerica - March 6, 2015, 7:21 am
humidity has a massive influence over local climate, but because it regularly goes from "100%" to "0%" throughout the year, it can only affect local climate.
DebtToAmerica - March 6, 2015, 7:20 am
you may have heard on the weather reports that "humidity is 100%" on some really h** days, what this means is that the air is saturated with water vapor, it cannot hold anymore. this is why water vapor cannot cause a runaway greenhouse effect.
DebtToAmerica - March 6, 2015, 7:17 am
deserts get freezing cold at night because the air above them has very little water vapor and cannot hold heat, but jungles stay h** at night because of they have plenty of water vapor that prevents infared radiation from escaping to space.
DebtToAmerica - March 6, 2015, 7:15 am
it seems strange, but its quite brilliant when you think about it. deserts are the h**test places in the world during the day, but jungles are always h**, because deserts have low humidity and jungles have high humidity.
DebtToAmerica - March 6, 2015, 1:35 am
i see you've ignored everything i said about how denying climate change helps the leftist agenda by distracting people from just how bad the leftist solutions are. am i to take this as an admission that you're a leftist?
OTC - March 6, 2015, 1:34 am
Got a tissue?
fauxnews - March 5, 2015, 10:56 pm
...However, the misleading part, and what they don't mention is: that the water vapor feedback loop actually makes temperature changes caused by excess CO2 even bigger. Again, water vapor is the result, not the cause of today's GW. Excess man-made CO2 is.
fauxnews - March 5, 2015, 10:55 pm
...Consequently CO2 stays in our atmosphere for years and even centuries. That's why a small additional amount ADDED OUTSIDE OF WHAT NATURALLY OCCURS has a much more long-term effect. So skeptics are right in saying that water vapor IS the dominant gas...
fauxnews - March 5, 2015, 10:53 pm
...So even though water vapour is the greatest greenhouse gas, it is relatively short-lived. On the other hand, CO2 is removed from the air by natural geological-scale processes and these take a long time to work...so....that natural cycle you refer to?
fauxnews - March 5, 2015, 10:52 pm
...Water vapor is evaporated from the land and sea and falls as rain or snow all the time. Thus the amount held in the atmosphere as water vapor varies greatly in just hours and days as result of the prevailing weather is any location...
fauxnews - March 5, 2015, 10:09 pm
...Yes, water vapor is a better greenhouse gas than CO2. But, that isn't the cause of the warming, its a result. The argument falls, thanks to properly using scientific reasoning. You're welcome.
fauxnews - March 5, 2015, 10:09 pm
...Yes, water vapor is a better greenhouse gas than CO2. But, that isn't the cause of the warming, its a result. The argument falls, thanks to properly using scientific reasoning. You're welcome.
fauxnews - March 5, 2015, 10:08 pm
...to deceive people. What deniers say is true, but incomplete. Obviously, what they are trying to say is that climate change is invalid because water vapor is the cause of global warming, not CO2. And, there is the lie....
fauxnews - March 5, 2015, 10:06 pm
...deniers' objection to global warming is that 'Water is a much more powerful greenhouse gas and there is 20 times more of it in our atmosphere'.This is a really perfect example of how the climate change deniers use false arguments and half truths...
fauxnews - March 5, 2015, 10:05 pm
Ah, water vapor: there in is the difference between denier logic and science. Thank you. When it comes to climate change, deniers don't even understand the basics of phenomena about "water vapour" and are basically BSing their way through the debate...
Zeitguy - March 5, 2015, 9:07 pm
Yeah I know, like evolution is not real cause no one has ever seen a new species formed.
OTC - March 5, 2015, 8:53 pm
Strange cause science says water vapor, which is a natural occurrence, is a bigger greenhouse gas than AGW


How to become a Climate Change Denier -




That Snowball -




The Profits of Climate Change Denial. -


TAGS: wei hock soon inhofe snowball climate change denial
Rating: 1.36/5

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calron - March 23, 2015, 12:00 am
Well personally I've have not brought up "MMCC suppporters are doing it for the money" and it wouldn't matter to me as long as the science is sound.
DebtToAmerica - March 22, 2015, 10:11 pm
accusations of using ad hominem attacks is a great option when you have no argument. "MMCC suppporters are doing it for the money" doesnt quite have the same ring to it when you're confronted with proof that the other side is taking millions in bribes.
calron - March 21, 2015, 3:11 pm
Still beating that Ad Hominem.


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